BioHazard Bear

Sure biochemical attacks are scary especially when you can't see, taste or smell them coming but this little cuddly bear tells you it's not that bad.

Dirty Bomb Bear

This dirty little bear likes to mix radioactive materials with his explosives. It's a very cheap way for any old bear to become a terror bear.

Radiation Bear

We like to call this bear the "Extra strong dose of Sunshine" Bear. He can sure help you speed up that tan.

Dissent Bear

This bear is the most common and often the most dangerous threat to the American way. True Americans don't protest. Bad commie bear, bad. Protest til you're blue in the face, see what we care.