White House Declassifies Bin Laden Threat Memo.

WASHINGTON- The Bush Administration complied with request from the 9/11 Commission an declassified the President's Daily Briefing Memo from August 6th 2001. Know as the PDB, the memo was titled "Bin Laden to Attack on US Soil".

The memo has been a politcal thorn in the side of Presdient Bush who has stated if he knew that planes were going to be used as misiles against New York and Washington he would have tried to stop it.

Here is the text of that PDB memo:

Mr. President on August 5, 2001 the CIA intercepted this communique believe to be from Al Quaida leader Osama bin Laden.

Dear Imperialist Dog Brain President Bush,

On 11 September, 2001, I have arranged for my agents in your land to commandeer five airliners. One shall strike the airport in Hollywood producers of smut, two shall strike each of your imperialist towers of "world" trade, one will strike your war Pentagon and the final plane will strike your White House, unless you're on vacation again. My pilot will find you where ever you are.

You can look for me at Logan airport on 11 September. I'm rather tall, bearded, I'll wear a turban and a red poppy in my lapel. We have lots of poppies here. Oh I'm forgetting, you know my father and brothers quite well, just look for the family resemblence."

The alledged bin Laden letter goes on to detail the commercial airline flight numbers and departure times and gives the names and addresses of his US based opperatives. The letter was written in very large type and signed "Osama bin Laden of Saudi Arabia, currently in Afgahnistan".

Sources at the meeting when the President recieved the memo have reported his first reaction as "So this is from Sadam Hussein and the Iraqis?" An aide indicated that it was not and pointed to the signature of bin Laden. Bush then is reported to have said "Well come back when you have actionable intelligence."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bush renames DOD
Department of War

WASHINGTON - In a possible response to criticisms that his administration is dishonest and misleading, President Bush has announced he will rename the Department of Defense to the Department of War. "Let's face it folks Defense is just fuzzy language for War, especially if the other guy hasn't hit us first, which is how the next few wars are gonna be."

 

 

 

Iraq War's Newest Phase:
Operation Iraqi Extraction

WASHINGTON - In response to recent Iraq resistance fighter's increasingly drastic methods including kidnapping, the Pentagon today announced the start of Operation Iraqi Extraction and offered this visual aid to explain the mission's objectives of extracting key targets without incurring additional damages:

 

 

 

posted 4/9/04 - DeFabio