Rumsfeld announces US armed forces will adhere to Helvetica Convetions in Iraq.

WASHINGTON- Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, attempting to extricate the administration from concerns over the treatment of Iraqi detainees, announced new policies for the treatment of Enemy Combatants, Persons of Interest, Evil Doers and Enemy Prisoners of War. Rumsfeld said the policies will not be based on the Geneva Convention – a standard of conduct adhered to by most of the civilized world but rather a new US authored Helvetica Convention.

The two sets of policies are “…essentially the same. They’re based on the same principles of what’s the right thing to do.” said Rumsfeld. But the new Helvetica Conventions are denser and “we can get more information in there in less space, we can handle more characters in the same geographic area, it changes the layout a bit but that’s gonna help us transform Iraq.” the secretary added. The administration is also rumored to have considered adopting Palatino Conventions but found they did not present a strong enough bold appearance.

The folowing illustration shows an example of the text in both versions of the convention.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Harry Potter and the Prisoners of Abu Ghraib

HOLLYWOOD - I haven’t seen this latest Potter film or read the book it’s based on but I can safely say it’s the most offensive film ever made –at least since Mel Gibson’s Passion of the Christ. The trio of oh so clever child magicians have been put in charge of a dark cruel prison in a distant desert land. It’s hard to miss the not-so-subtle symbolism as these British school children interrogate and discipline the criminal Muggles.

Earlier critics of the message in the Potter series have focused on its occult, wiccan or anti-Christian themes. But as any Hogswarts fan knows, Muggle is a pejorative term for those too dim to believe. Just like those Muslims in Iraq who don’t believe – don’t believe in freedom, don’t believe in America and Britain, don’t believe in Christianity. With this third film we clearly see a Muggle is a thinly veiled (forgive the pun) Muslim. No doubt this film gives us a chilling new prison version of catch the "snitch" we might better expect to find in OZ [and I don't mean the children's story].

I will not be watching this wartime propaganda tool. I shudder to imagine a hooded prisoner tortured by the magic wands of Harry and Ron as Hermoine points her fingers as pistols at the degraded Muggle. Not since “The Sorcerer Passes a Stone” has the Potter franchise sunk so low.

 

 

 

posted 5/18/04