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 The
new line of Freedom Fries sweeping the nation will need a marketing tag
line so the Sodajerks and Witchfondler.com
have a few suggestions.
- Freedom
Fries
: Who needs health care?
- Freedom
Fries
: le petite morte in your mouth.
- Freedom
Fries
: They have a certain "I don't know what".
- Freedom
Fries
: Democracy at work in the kitchen.
- Freedom
Fries
: A dish best served cold.
- Freedom
Fries
: Now with Chile!
- Freedom
Fries
: Super sizing the super power.
- Freedom
Fries
: From the makers of kisses, twists, toast and ticklers.
- Freedom
Fries
: Invade your hunger now!
- Freedom
Fries
: They go great with Crackers.
- Freedom
Fries
: 4 out of 15 Security Council members love them!
- Freedom
Fries
: Freedom's just another world war, nothin' left to lose.
- Freedom
Fries
: Proudly made in America since 1783 [when the Freedom
pulled our lard out of the British fire].
- Freedom
Fries
: Now with more oil!
What do they call French Fries
in Iraq? Dick-Taters.
Shame on you Congress for wasting
time and taxpayer dollars on a silly change to a menu rather than solving
real problems of our nation.
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