The Sodajerks Guide to Arabic.

After years of exhaustive research and field work, our language experts have finally determined the most used and single most useful word in the Arabic language. Due to type issues it is difficult to represent in it's true form, , but phonetically it is written as "CKHA". Pronunciation can vary depending on locale within the Arabic world, but in general the sound of the word can be reproduced by clearing the throat, as if trying to extricate a stubborn piece of phlegm. Our language experts have poured over many Arabic texts, including the Muslim holy book, the Q'uoran, and have compiled a comprehensive list of the wide variety of meanings that this word can represent. Here are just a few from that list:

• CKHA - Good Evening
• CKHA - That is a fine turban you are wearing
• CKHA - My camel smells bad
• CKHA - My wife smells bad
• CKHA - Have you seen my new Mercedes?
• CKHA - There is something wrong with this rocket launcher
• CKHA - Have another sheep's eyeball, they're delicious
• CKHA - Fly the plane into that building over there
• CKHA - Where is the detonator?
• CKHA - The price is $5,000 a barrel
• CKHA - Allah is great
• CKHA - Die American pig-dog scum, my death shall be avenged for a thousand years
• CKHA - Does this tent come in beige?
• CKHA - Hello, I would like to buy some uranium please

After years of exhaustive research and field work, our language experts have finally determined the most used and single most useful word in the Land of the Lost. Cha-ka*, the Paku monkey-boy was often heard to utter "Chka" now at last we know a few of its many uses.

• CHKA - Will, look out.
• CHKA - Holly, look out.
• CHKA - Holly, look out for Will.
• CHKA - Do you really think you'll ever got back to your world? Suckers.
• CHKA - My you certainly look like Will and Holly.
• CHKA - You have made me feel naked and ashamed.

*No relation to Adam Rich.

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The Sodajerks Guide to Chakras.

10/5/02 by Niilo Tippler and DeFabio