ConAgra Recalls 18.6 Million lbs of Beef

Fri Jul 19,11:31 AM ET By Randy Fabi

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - ConAgra Foods Inc , one of the nation's largest food makers, was expected to expand a recall of ground beef by 18.6 million pounds due to potential contamination with a deadly bacteria, the Agriculture Department said on Friday.

ViAgra Lifts 18.6 Million lbs of Beef

ST. PAUL - A new study from the drug maker Pfizer indicates that pound for pound Viagra is geting a rise in more American homes than ever. Nearly 40 million American men now use the drug.

NiAgra Falls: 18.6 Million lbs of Water

BUFFALO - A study of the potential hydroelectrical energy output from the Niagra Falls indicates 18.6 million pounds of water crest the ridge of the falls each day. A Bush energy commision spokesperson stated it was not a safe or cost effective alternative to drilling for additional oil in ANWAR.

In Agra 18.6 Million Tourists

AGRA - The city in northern India, former capital of the Mogul empire, expects 18.6 million tourists this summer to visit the site of the Taj Mahal. Recent threats of nuclear annihilation to and from Pakistan have not slowed the interest in tourism. According to Indian President Atal Behari Vajpayee "In fact we think it's helping. Lots of people want to see India while it's still around."

PellAgra? Eat 18.6 Million lbs of Turkey

PURDUE - Cases of the disease pellagra are on the rise. Pellagra, a disease caused by deficiency of tryptophan can be prevented by eating more turkey. The US Council of Turkey farmers report that if Americans could increase their combined intake of turkey to 18.6 million pounds we could effectively erridicate this disease.

Agra to ConAgra:You deserve the AgraVation

AGRA - The city in northern India, former capital of the Mogul empire, today commented on the recent ConAgra recall of 18.6 million lbs. of beef saying "They should have known better than to slaughter cows. Why do you think we hold them sacred? For our health. Well yes for our health too but ...forget it. Listen to your Turkey men. Eat that big ugly bird instead."