The Sodajerks Guide to Banal Sex.

If there's one thing we Sodajerks take more seriously than comedy it'd have to be sex. It's pretty much the only time we don't want to get a laugh. So we've searched the world over and found the latest moves that you gents should try on your ladies. We call it banal sex.

What is Banal Sex?

This involves a position that is so intriguing even its name conjures images of brown skinned beauties from remote exotic locales. It's called The Missionary Position. And like a missionary braving new terrain you might need a guide. So here it is:

1. The woman should lie on her back.
2. Her man should lie on top of her--face down.
3. Her legs should go outside his.
4. His penis should penetrate her.
5. Thrust away until one or both of you is satisfied.
6. Lather, rinse, repeat.