Dear Ann Landers,

I noticed your still answering letters. Thank God. I'm so relieved. I heard a rumor you were dead. I sure could use your help. My husband says I'm too gullable. How can I convince him otherwise?

Sincerely Smarter than I look.

 

Dear Smarter,

I'll be out of the office until July 6th. I'll be happy to answer your question about being says I'm too gullable upon my return.

Sincerely Ann Landers

 

 

Dear Ann Landers,

Please settle a bet my cousin insists we still have to wear black to a funeral. I believe times have changed and wide range of subdued tones are acceptable now. What color did you wear to the last funeral you attended?

Sincerely Black Listed

 

Dear Black Listed,

Ms. Landers wore her favorite pink Channel suit. I mean black is still the preferred attire at funerals and um...thank you for your letter.

Sincerely Ann Landers

Dear Ann Landers,

What's the deal? I wrote to you a week ago and still no answer. I know you're busy but come on.

Sincerely Neglected in Nebraska

Dear Neglected in Nebraska,

Aaaa aaaa aiiiiiahhhhhh.......

Ann